FringeArts Flash Debates Part 2
We’re back with another round of Flash Debates, in honor of The Society of Civil Discourse coming up on April 8th. This round, Alexa and Jaclyn will be arguing Golden Retrievers vs. Corgis.
Golden Retrievers vs. Corgis
Golden Retrievers: Alexa, Marketing Intern
Have you ever met a golden retriever that you didn’t love? If your answer is yes, I don’t believe you.
Golden retrievers were put on this earth to make the world a better place. They are the dog of all dogs: energetic, playful, loving, smart, reliable, FREAKING ADORABLE. For such a cute breed, golden retrievers are very anti-bougie. They have this rustic vibe to them that makes them all the more lovable.
OH can we also talk about golden retriever PUPPIES?!? I truly believe all puppies are cute but golden retriever pups are like next level precious. I have cried in the presence of a golden retriever puppy more times than I am proud of.
I get it, corgis are super trendy right now. They have funny butts and people love looking at butts. Corgis may have big butts but golden retrievers have big hearts and at the end of the day which is more important?
Corgis: Jaclyn, Development Intern
Who doesn’t want a stumpy little loaf walking around their home? Corgis can fetch things just as well as golden retrievers and they can sit in your lap without crushing you. Those fluffy rumps of their’s really make people happy. They’re great for dressing up as well and just about any breed you mix them with creates an the cutest combination you have ever seen! Corgis are superior to all other breeds. Period.
Come see more debates like this at the Society of Civil Discourse on April 8th!
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