She’s plucked, sucked, and tucked—beauty has met its match! Join Honey and her foul-mouthed mama on a darkly comedic, high-glitz musical misadventure taking on an army of pint-sized glamazons for Grand Supreme glory! Will she win? Mama say a prayer! An ugly story in a beautiful world. About kids, for adults.

$15 / 75 minutes

This project proudly includes the work of multiple international artists.

Book, Music & Lyrics by Hannah Parke & Shamus Hunter McCarty

Additional Music by Matthew Mastronardi

Orchestrations by Damien Figueras

Close Your Legs, Honey draws on 90’s nostalgia, small town life, growing up different and a glitter to weave a tale of heavy competition and even heavier flows!

Direction by Shamus Hunter McCarty

Music Direction by Damien Figueras

Choreography by Dana Kreitz

Featuring:

Hannah Parke

Katherine Perry

Camille E. Young

Claris Park

Jenna Kuerzi

Camille Young

Colleen Murphy

Tyler S. Elliott

Kendyll Young

Ebony Pullum

& Jenny Fernandez

Stage Management by Michal Kortsarts

Scenic & Lighting Design by Yoshi Nomura

Costume, Hair & Make-Up Design by Blair Thompson

Sound Design by Damien Figueras

Prop Design by Artur Almeida

Guitar by Sara Maranich

Percussion by Ryan Cullen

Additional Production by David Randle

Special Thanks: Diego Raul Hernandez, Britney Leigh Hines, Mike Marbach, Aaron Disbrow, Cat Ramirez, Jamie Grace-Duff, Jarrod Markman, Robin Stamey, FringeArts, Amy Boehly, Nancy Bennett, Ned Pryce, Rachel O’Hanlon-Rodriguez, Grayce Hoffman, Matthew McWilliams, Campbell O’Hare, Tessa Kuhn, Brittnie Knight, Minou Pourshariati, Nic Scheppard, Iman Aaliyah, Amanda Jill Robinson, Joy Lynn Pringle-Bato, ReVamp Collective, Raina Searles, Kevin Glaccum, Alex Keiper, Mike Doherty, Abby Normal, Emily Fernandez, Ann Garner, Rowan University, Cathy del Tito, Andrew Whitehead, and our amazing donors!

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