In a world filled with movies… this one has not been made. Using movie tropes and your suggestions this elite group will embark on a mission some of them may not survive- to create a completely improvised movie right before your eyes! Action, Horror, Sci-fi, Western, it’s all on the table in a movie you definitely won’t see in theaters! The heroes and villains, the twists and turns, the special effects, even the soundtrack are made up on the spot. No Script. No Props. No Idea What’s Gonna Happen! This film is Not Yet Rated.
Thursday, Sep 23, 2021 – 8:30pm
Friday, Sep 24, 2021 – 8:30pm
Saturday, Sep 25, 2021 – 5:00pm
Saturday, Sep 25, 2021 – 8:30pm
Health & Safety
Proof of vaccination is required to attend this and all Crossroads Comedy Theater events. For the safety of audiences, artists, staff, and our greater community, you must be fully vaccinated to attend this event. Fully vaccinated means two weeks after your second dose. You will be asked to show proof of vaccination before entering the venue. Accepted forms for proof of vaccination include: a physical vaccine card with your name on it or a digital photo of your vaccine card on a cell phone. Please plan accordingly.
Masks must also be worn for the duration of the performance.
NOT YET RATED CAST: Fred Brown, Kelly Conrad, Matt Garren, Marcely Jean-Pierre, James Knight, Kirsten LaCerda, Daralyse Lyons, Stacie Lyons, Brendan Manklang Kingston, Tanya Morgan, Rob O’Neill, Whitney Rumble, and Victor Tran. TECHNICAL DIRECTION AND IMPROVISATION BY: Jack O’Keeffe. DIRECTED BY: Mike Marbach
Not Yet Rated logo created by Whitney Rumble. Whitney does amazing graphic design work and also runs an awesome jewelry shop. Check out Anethum Jewelry.
Not Yet Rated intro video created by Jon Plester, a great video editor and performer when can get him.
This is an improvised performance parodying films, so it is difficult to say what the language content will be from show to show. If the average Not Yet Rated was an actual movie it would probably be rated a hard PG-13. Appropriate for Ages 13+
About the Artists
Crossroads Comedy Theater is a home for comedy shows and podcasts on stage, online, and on-air featuring performers from the Philly area and beyond. Our shows, much like our performers, are at a crossroads of different forms of entertainment mixing hilarious improvised scenes with lectures, news, movies, and more. We performed over two dozen online shows throughout the pandemic and plan on continuing in a limited capacity now that we can perform live in front of real humans again. We are new and we greatly appreciate your support!