razorsharpthinking.com Presents:Felicki University
|Do you want to know who the Illuminati really are? Join Dr. Tony Montana and Dr. Chuck Wepner for our open house, with a chance to earn a different doctorate degree at every show! Lectures on the Illuminati, talking blowup dolls, and original live music. Make it to the Alumni Session and face the dreaded Felicki Wheel of Death!
Cyti Gui is Philadelphia’s Top Illuminati Lecturer. He has performed throughout the Philadelphia area with the rock band the Shyboyz. Cyti Gui is also an accomplished street performer and has performed throughout the streets of Philadelphia, in Times Square and the Word Trade Center in New York City. In Cyti Gui’s powerful performances and lectures he has spoken out regarding the following topics: The Illuminati, the APP (Actor’s Protection Program), the Hollywood Studio System, top Hollywood stars such as John Goodman, Bethenny Frankel, and Sylvester Stallone, top directors such as Oliver Stone and Brian DePalma, the AMA, the $60 billion dollar diet industry, Mattel, Barbie, the media, government, sports, business an entertainment fields, AOL (American Online), Time Warner, the Restaurant Industry and the lack of buffets in the United States, and the Krikels: and extraterrestrial race of people that live on the planet Krikel 60 billion light years away that have a population of 60 billion and is 60 billion years old, the Krikels 5 year plan of death, destruction, and genocide of the human race.
$0 – $15 / 90 minutes
Sun Sept 11 at 6:30pm and 8:30 pm + Tues Sept 13 at 6:30pm and 8:30pm
Fri Sept 16 at 9pm + Sat Sept 17 at 9pm + Fri Sept 23 at 9pm
Fri Sept 9 at 7pm and 9:30pm + Tues Sept 20 at 7pm and 9:30pm
Mon Sept 19 at 8:30pm
Wed Sept 21 at 7pm and 9:30pm + Sat Sept 24 at 7pm and 9:30pm