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The Secretaries

Allens Lane Theater

September 17-October 3

2021 Fringe Festival

1 hour 45 minutes

$20 – $25

Allens Lane Art CenterMap

Wheelchair Accessible

The year is 1994, and the small town of Big Bone, Oregon, much like David Lynch’s Twin Peaks, is filled with secrets. Every month a lumberjack disappears, and some say they’ve all been killed by a cult of murderous secretaries.

Patty Johnson is the new girl at the Cooney Lumber Mill, and she quickly finds herself in the midst of a mystery. The Secretaries is a darkly hilarious satire of the cultural expectations forced upon women that is as sharp as a bloody chainsaw blade.


Performances will held outdoors, under the stars, at Allens Lane Art Center. BYOB encouraged, Table Seating, and Bring Your Own Lawn Seating. Don’t miss this unique outdoor performance!



Friday, Sep 17, 2021 – 8:00pm
Saturday, Sep 18, 2021 – 8:00pm
Sunday, Sep 19, 2021 – 7:00pm
Friday, Sep 24, 2021 – 8:00pm
Saturday, Sep 25, 2021 – 8:00pm
Sunday, Sep 26, 2021 – 7:00pm
Friday, Oct 1, 2021 – 8:00pm
Saturday, Oct 2, 2021 – 8:00pm
Sunday, Oct 3, 2021 – 7:00pm


Directed by Josh Hitchens

Andrea Rose Cardoni, Sarah Heddins, Amber Orion, Quanece Thompson, Faith Sullivan


Content Consideration

Appropriate for Ages 18+


Audience Instructions

Outdoor Seating is: General Admission Table Seating (4 to a table) or General Admission Bring your own Lawn Chairs. BYO- Snacks and Beverages welcome. Seating begins 30 minutes prior to showtime. There is parking at Allens Lane and on the surrounding Streets.

About the Artists

For over 65 years, Allens Lane Theater has produced purposeful, challenging, and unique theater experiences centered around contemporary human issues which reflect the diversity and complexity of our community. It’s hard to believe but in our entire history of theater productions, we’ve never repeated a play. Our lineup presents the best in contemporary theater in a unique cabaret atmosphere. An intimate space guarantees that no one is far from the stage. Our patrons enjoy an extended time in the theater prior to each performance to enjoy the company of their neighbors and fellow theater patrons while they enjoy picnic dinners and BYOB. In 2021 as we resume live performances, we will be performing outdoors for our first show of the season in September!

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