The biggest and most important holiday of the year happened this past weekend . . . you guessed it. Canada Day. ‘Twas so big that the entire office threw a big party, and everyone gave me many pats on the back. They put me on a chair and lifted the chair up and down and up and down. They told me how much they value me as both an employee and a person.

So, to thank them all, I made a mini musical. Without further adudes, I present to you, dear reader, “Canada Day: The Musical.”

(p.s. Happy Fourth of July.)