Hey, even serial killing is work. Where’s their holiday, huh? Or do they just get cereal conventions? Today, John Doyle of Iron Age Theatre writes in with these haiku for Christie in Love:

Christie kills women
With gass rope, and a whisper
Necrophiliac Murder

10 Rillington Place
Crammed full of dead prostitutes
Bursting with Christie’s semen

Meditative! Christie in Love is up now at Eastern State Penitentiary, 2027 Fairmount Avenue, Philadelphia, and The Centre Theater, 208 Dekalb Street, Norristown. Dates, times, and location vary; $15.

–Nicholas Gilewicz