In the realm of alternative performance, we heartily recommend you watch the promo video below from Little Baby’s Ice Cream:

Their ice cream is delicious (although not delicious enough to keep a lady in my neighborhood from kicking them off her stoop a couple weeks ago), and fully endorsed by this here blogger. Also, they keep garnering attention and accolades, like this piece in Philadelphia Weekly. Finally, a Gawker writer was appalled, writing, “invites screaming enthusiasts everywhere to cry themselves to no sleep with the most horrifying, least appetizing ice cream ad ever produced.”

PHILLY IS SO REAL. That is all.

–Nicholas Gilewicz