The Musical! Is anything more Fringe than a celebration of pornography? Today, get to know the New Jersey-based co-artistic directors of eXposed Theatre Company, who are the artists behind Debbie Does Dallas, The Musical. Answers without initials apply to both: hive mind!

Names: Jennifer A. Staffenberg and Brian C. Peeke.

Ages: JS: 34. BP: 28.

What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage? JS: Vodka. BP: Gin and tonic.

What was the last performance you saw? Angels in America

Do you care about the Civil War Sesquicentennial? Maybe

What’s the worst thing you ever did for money? Wouldn’t you like to know? [Yes, that’s why I asked! Sheesh. –NG]

Who’s your favorite Phillies player? There is a baseball team in Philly? Who Knew?

Do you have relatives more famous than you? No one’s more famous than us.

Do you know what the Internet is? Duh.

What do you do for work? JS: Former teacher and I wouldn’t want to be
anything other than an artist. BP: Waiter.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen on SEPTA? Someone projectile vomiting all over the door and floors

Hmmmm, a little tame for porn producers, but hey, somebody’s gotta be all about the business end of things. Debbie Does Dallas, The Musical runs every night September 14 through the end of Philly Fringe at the Mascher Space Co-op, 155 Cecil B. Moore Avenue #2B, Kensington. Times vary, $20.

–Nicholas Gilewicz