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Buckle Up and Donner and Blitzen, Blitzen and Donner for Splitzen

Tenara Calem and mimebaby

April 5, 2025


50 minutes

$25

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Buckle Up

Coffee urns, onboarding meetings, blood in the supply closet. What do we do to each other in service of profit and professionalism? BUCKLE UP is a ravenous, revved-up, absurdist rendering of the violent American workplace.

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WE’RE BACK. (We’re back? More like deer back!) It’s us, Donner and Blitzen. Yes. That Donner and that Blitzen. Your favorite reindeer brothers who have recently become funemployed. We’ve huffed and snuffed a whole lotta snow, and now we are here to show you our show: The Donner and Blitzen, Blitzen and Donner Show! Our ambitions are so big, but our basement is so small, and our enemies? They’re so close. And our hearts? So open. Was this a mistake? NO. We’re gonna ——-

Hey buddy what are you doig? 

Oh hey der buddy, just workin on da show description

Well ghee donnert work so hard der eh, youre giving away all the goods

Oooh, ghee you’re right buddy I guess we just gotta

SHOW THEM 

Yeah I guess we should just show them in da show

SHOUW THEM  

SHOUW THEM IN TEH DSNOW !!!

When da show is happening

Arlight elt s lets hop off 

Okay folks we’ll see ya at showtime!

Youll know it when it its dat ieijetiem time! 

Ya the info is right here on da webpage

Whats fur dinner eh im thinkin pie turky 

Turky pie YUMmm

 

Content Disclosure:

Contains discussions of self-harm. Depictions of violence, brief mention of suicide.

Saturday, April 5 at 4 PM

FringeArts

140 N. Columbus Blvd.
Philadelphia, PA 19106

TICKETS
GA $25
PWYC options from $10+ available.
FringeACCESS $2
No one turned away for lack of funds. 

Miniball returns to FringeArts April 3–7, bringing together a dynamic lineup of performances, workshops, and events—all under one roof. Featuring a mix of brand-new works, colliding Split Bills, and exclusive work-in-progress performances, Miniball offers a space for artists and audiences to connect, experiment, and celebrate bold ideas.

The festival provides a platform for emerging and established artists to push boundaries, challenge conventions, and showcase their boldest and most imaginative creations. Don’t miss it!

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