
Buckle Up and Donner and Blitzen, Blitzen and Donner for Splitzen
Tenara Calem and mimebaby
April 5, 2025
Buckle Up
Coffee urns, onboarding meetings, blood in the supply closet. What do we do to each other in service of profit and professionalism? BUCKLE UP is a ravenous, revved-up, absurdist rendering of the violent American workplace.
mimebaby
WE’RE BACK. (We’re back? More like deer back!) It’s us, Donner and Blitzen. Yes. That Donner and that Blitzen. Your favorite reindeer brothers who have recently become funemployed. We’ve huffed and snuffed a whole lotta snow, and now we are here to show you our show: The Donner and Blitzen, Blitzen and Donner Show! Our ambitions are so big, but our basement is so small, and our enemies? They’re so close. And our hearts? So open. Was this a mistake? NO. We’re gonna ——-
Hey buddy what are you doig?
Oh hey der buddy, just workin on da show description
Well ghee donnert work so hard der eh, youre giving away all the goods
Oooh, ghee you’re right buddy I guess we just gotta
SHOW THEM
Yeah I guess we should just show them in da show
SHOUW THEM
SHOUW THEM IN TEH DSNOW !!!
When da show is happening
Arlight elt s lets hop off
Okay folks we’ll see ya at showtime!
Youll know it when it its dat ieijetiem time!
Ya the info is right here on da webpage
Whats fur dinner eh im thinkin pie turky
Turky pie YUMmm
Content Disclosure:
Contains discussions of self-harm. Depictions of violence, brief mention of suicide.
Saturday, April 5 at 4 PM
FringeArts
140 N. Columbus Blvd.
Philadelphia, PA 19106
TICKETS
GA $25
PWYC options from $10+ available.
FringeACCESS $2
No one turned away for lack of funds.

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