Hey good-looking, what are you doing tonight? If you don’t have any plans, you should join my team. I’ll be staying dry at the Zon-Mai installation (opening party, free beer and wine, at our new building, can’t be beat!) from 5:00 to 8:00 pm. Then, for the 8:00 pm curtain, I’m headed over to The Devil and Mister Punch. Why? Because:

That’s why. Seriously, it will be awesome. And you can buy cushion seats for only $15 at the door, word is bond!

–Nicholas Gilewicz